Should error messages be clearer?  

... and other bits

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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. 

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

COFFEE.EXE missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.

Buy a Pentium III so you can reboot faster.

4 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

My software never has bugs. It just develops undocumented features.

An error? Impossible! My modem is error-correcting

CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Best file compression around- "DEL *.*" = 100% compression

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

BREAKFAST.COM Halted… Cereal Port Not Responding

The name is Baud, James Baud.

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

SENILE.COM found… Out Of Memory…

Access denied! Nah nah na na nah nah!

Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk???

C:\Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner!

Ultimate office automation: Net-worked coffee.

RAM disk is NOT an installation procedure.

Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT'

Shell to DOS, Come in DOS, do you COPY?

All computers wait at the same speed.

Computer: A device designed to speed up and automate errors.

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…

E-mail returned to sender: Insufficient voltage.

Help! I'm modeming and I can't hang up!!!

Error! Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

DOS Tip #1701: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS

Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit..

Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue...

other humour