error messages be clearer?
and other bits
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stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
a Pentium III so you can reboot faster.
+ 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
make very fast, very accurate mistakes
not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
software never has bugs. It just develops undocumented
error? Impossible! My modem is error-correcting
Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?
fuzzy logic tickle?
file compression around- "DEL *.*" = 100%
Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new
Halted… Cereal Port Not Responding
name is Baud, James Baud.
is not as good as datinformation.
Just another pane in the glass.
found… Out Of Memory…
denied! Nah nah na na nah nah!
General Failure & why is he reading my disk???
command or file name! Go stand in the corner!
office automation: Net-worked coffee.
disk is NOT an installation procedure.
doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT'
to DOS, Come in DOS, do you COPY?
computers wait at the same speed.
A device designed to speed up and automate errors.
forehead on keyboard to continue…
any 11-digit prime number to continue…
returned to sender: Insufficient voltage.
I'm modeming and I can't hang up!!!
Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Tip #1701: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
any key to continue or any other key to quit..
CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue...