10 symptoms ...
Microsoft Built Cars
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New seats would require everyone to have the same size
We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas(tm).
The U.S. government would be GETTING subsidies from an
The oil, alternator, gas, and engine warning lights
would be replaced by a single "General Protection
Car Fault" warning light.
People would get excited about the new features in
Microsoft cars, forgetting completely (actually
ignoring) that they had been available in other brands
Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was
solar-powered, twice as reliable, five times as fast,
but would only run on 5% of the roads.
You would constantly be pressured to upgrade your car.
You could only have one person in your car at a time,
unless you bought Car '95 or Car NT; but then you'd have
to buy more seats.
Occasionally, your car would just die for no reason, and
you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you
would just accept this as normal.
Every time the lines on the road were repainted, you'd
have to buy a new car.