The Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech  Support

10.  "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

9.    "So -- what are you wearing?"

8.    "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

7.    "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n."

6.    "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're from the Inland Revenue. Press 3 if you're with Trading Standards."

5.    "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, ducting tape, and a car battery."

4.    "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

3.    "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

2.    "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

1.    "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney.”

 
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